{"id":434,"date":"2019-09-13T05:24:14","date_gmt":"2019-09-13T05:24:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/caeliora.com\/main\/?page_id=434"},"modified":"2023-11-06T04:34:20","modified_gmt":"2023-11-06T04:34:20","slug":"about-me","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/caeliora.deothemes.com\/minimal\/about-me\/","title":{"rendered":"About Me"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns alignwide has-2-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-9d6595d7 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Hi, I&#8217;m Caeliora Williams<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p>Did you come here for something in particular or just general Riker-bashing? And blowing into maximum warp speed, you appeared for an instant to be in two places at once. We have a saboteur aboard. We know you\u2019re&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/caeliora.com\/main\/how-to-optimize-your-blog-for-googles-mobile-first-index\/#\">dealing in stolen<\/a>&nbsp;ore. But I wanna talk about the assassination attempt on Lieutenant Worf. Could someone survive inside a transporter buffer for 75 years? Fate. It protects fools, little children, and ships.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Damage report! I&#8217;ve had <strong>twelve years<\/strong> to think about it. And if I had it to do over again, I would have grabbed the phaser and pointed it at you instead of them.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Some days you get the bear, and some days the bear gets you. Ensign Babyface! I&#8217;m afraid I still don&#8217;t understand, sir. Mr. Crusher, ready a collision course with the Borg ship.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"152\" height=\"42\" src=\"https:\/\/caeliora.deothemes.com\/minimal\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2023\/11\/signature.png\" alt=\"signature\" class=\"wp-image-1503\" srcset=\"https:\/\/caeliora.deothemes.com\/minimal\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2023\/11\/signature.png 152w, https:\/\/caeliora.deothemes.com\/minimal\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2023\/11\/signature-150x42.png 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 152px) 100vw, 152px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"836\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/caeliora.deothemes.com\/minimal\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2023\/11\/about.jpg\" alt=\"about\" class=\"wp-image-1593\" srcset=\"https:\/\/caeliora.deothemes.com\/minimal\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2023\/11\/about.jpg 836w, https:\/\/caeliora.deothemes.com\/minimal\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2023\/11\/about-245x300.jpg 245w, https:\/\/caeliora.deothemes.com\/minimal\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2023\/11\/about-768x941.jpg 768w, https:\/\/caeliora.deothemes.com\/minimal\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2023\/11\/about-600x735.jpg 600w, https:\/\/caeliora.deothemes.com\/minimal\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2023\/11\/about-229x280.jpg 229w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 836px) 100vw, 836px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hi, I&#8217;m Caeliora Williams Did you come here for something in particular or just general Riker-bashing? And blowing into maximum warp speed, you appeared for an instant to be in two places at once. We have a saboteur aboard. We know you\u2019re&nbsp;dealing in stolen&nbsp;ore. But I wanna talk about the assassination attempt on Lieutenant Worf. Could someone survive inside a transporter buffer for 75 years? Fate. It protects fools, little children, and ships. Damage report! I&#8217;ve had twelve years to think about it. And if I had it to do over again, I would have grabbed the phaser and pointed it at you instead of them. Some days you get the bear, and some days the bear gets you. Ensign Babyface! I&#8217;m afraid I still don&#8217;t understand, sir. 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